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Joke of the Day

"The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman? Neither one, you know I just like you"

"Waldo is probably horrible at responding to texts."

"Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak"

"What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? The 4th grade."

"Police Officer Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear."

"When my boss asks me if I can ""take a stab at this"", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate."

"My ex is having a really hard time moving on From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)."

"Naming my daughter ""A Relationship"" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her."