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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Him? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"My Gran just asked me ""What's the name of that God-damn Jew who keeps hiding stuff around my house!?"" It's Alzheimer, grandma. Alzheimer."

"What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese? A paddy melt!!"

"I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: ""I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."""

"How does Tinkerbell pleasure herself? She hides inside a flower and waits for a butterfly to extend its proboscis."

"So a man walks through airport security... Man: Knock knock. AS: Who's there? Man: Alla. AS: Alla who? Man: Alla who akbar."

"If they crossover the stories of King Midas and Oedipus... It'll be pure motherfucking gold!"

"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"

"[gets exhausted after having sex for five minutes] ""Go on without me"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !"