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Joke of the Day

"The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected."

"I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I'm in prison."

"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."

"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"What's the best thing about escalator jokes The short delivery."

"I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens..."

"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"What do you call? What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in the mouth"

"[Car dealership] Me: *taps glove box* How 'bout this one? Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold."

"Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it."