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Joke of the Day

"90's kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."

"Life caught me caring and punished me accordingly."

"Did you hear about the Hipster that drowned in the canal? It wasn't mainstream."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."

"What's the definition of 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."

"Dentist: ""You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."""

"Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail? Because he was a mass murderer"

"Want to hear a cheesy joke? I will only tell it if I have your Parmesean..."

"What Do You Call a Girl Who Doesn't Do Kegels? A lazy cunt!"

"How do you know if someone was in the navy? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."