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Joke of the Day

"What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan"

"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."

"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"

"Why did the sand scream? Because the sea weed. ha."

"Why can't you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion"

"Why was the ant so confused? All of if its uncles are aunts!"

"What's the difference between a terrorist training facility and a preschool? How the fuck should I know, I'm just the drone pilot."

"I promised my wife I would make her feel like a princess. She is all locked up in the tower now."

"How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants."

"I attempted smoky eye makeup for a holiday party tonight, but instead it looks like I survived a bar fight, so I'm going with that story."