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Joke of the Day
"What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan"
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"Go to racist joke, what's yours? Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with ""two black men wanted for rape"" first one says ""fucking niggers get all the best jobs"""
"I wipe my counters with raw chicken breasts because I refuse to have weak children."
"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? I don't know he hasn't opened it yet."
"Why couldn't cinderella play soccer? She always ran away from the ball"
"How can you tell that a black person used your computer? It's gone."
"What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies? A rotisserie chicken"
"What's Mozart doing? decomposing."
"What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill."
"[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here."