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Joke of the Day

"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"

"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."

"Don't you hate it when you meet a hot girl who says she's ""bi""... ...then the next morning you realize she meant ""polar""."

"What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant."

"Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries"

"I've started a new business making statues of people who can tell the future... ...so far, I'm making a prophet."

"Why did the blind guy have a burnt face? He answered the iron."

"Is your GPS supposed to sigh before it says ""Recalculating""?"

"I went to the local buy and sell to see if there were any cool old jack in the boxes. But nothing jumped out at me."

"What's grosser than gross, and sicker than sick? When you sit on Grampa's lap and he pops a boner."