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Joke of the Day

"I attempted smoky eye makeup for a holiday party tonight, but instead it looks like I survived a bar fight, so I'm going with that story."

"It must really suck working for a calendar company You can't take any days off"

"Where does dragon milk come from? A cow with short legs."

"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."

"A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... ""I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."""

"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation."

"I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd."

"What did the man say when he walked into a bar? ""Ouch!"""

"Formulae for finding the stopping time of a musical object? E=MCHammer... you know what just down vote I don't care any more. _ I'm fed up being gay!"

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"