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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippy's wife? Mississippi."
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"Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile. Robin: aww really batman? thanks! Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626"
"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."
"What do you call a Jewish vagina? The Labia menorah."
"I'm not sure if I'm depressed Or just nihilistic"
"Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? They're always singing about getting a ""long little doggy""."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.95, Deer nuts are under a buck."
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the gut!"
"What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck."
"How do you kill 10 flies with one hit? You punch african kid in the face."