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Joke of the Day

"Never drink and derive You'll integrate something you don't need."

"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoatally different!"

"you know your boobs are too damn big if the dog is stepping on them."

"My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era."

"A shark walked into a bark..."

"This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues."

"I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed."

"I always cry at wedding ceremonies because I don't want to be there."

"Men love when you kiss their neck.. Just not when they're driving And you're in the backseat. And they don't know you. Apparently."

"My buddy asked if I could make an electronic cigarette lighter so I removed the battery."