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Joke of the Day

"Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill people, wrappers do."

"A priest walks into a shoemakers shope... And says to the cobbler, ""Help! My soles need heeling!"""

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a chickpea in my face."

"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."

"What do you call a group of singing killer whales? An orca-stra."

"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."

"I swear, just as she was falling asleep, my seven-year-old murmured ""giggity."""

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"

"Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis"

"I wonder if they got jokes in Russia about ""capitalistic America""... In capitalistic America, bank robs you!"