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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pessimistic man who was missing a chromosome? He was a real downer."
Next Joke
"Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors... ...this morning when the batteries went flat"
"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases."
"I had a Viagra addiction... and it was the hardest time of my life."
"TIL when you're a child, you have 4 kidneys Well, 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees."
"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"
"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."
"I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like ""Oh she's cool she's one of us."""
"I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you."
"Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit? They are afraid of the Reposte."