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Joke of the Day
"What's at the beginning of the rainbow? Refraction of sunlight in raindrops"
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"Little Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: life is meaningless without death Little Kid: why did the chicken cro- wait what?"
"i don't always add and multiply, just sum times"
"The steak that I put in the Easy Bake Oven as a child is still not done"
"Ever listened to 90s R&B lyrics? Sex you up? Licky boom-boom down? No wonder none of us know what the hell were doing in relationships"
"What are mixed feelings? Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW."
"What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."
"If I had a dollar for every time I had sex I'd be a cheap prostitute"
"Roy Hodgson has told the England squad that they'll have to tighten their belts next week. He also added that they should not remove them until the ""fasten seat belt"" sign goes out."
"When someone asks me if I could hold their baby I immediately drop my phone, try to pick it up and drop it again twice, and then say ""Sure""."