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Joke of the Day
"Feminists: Look on the bright side... There will be more women in the White House than ever!"
Next Joke
"Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /"
"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."
"What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work? The aftermath"
"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"i absolutely cannot cook for shit but i was watching a child prodigy chef n was casually like ""ugh, i don't kno about that sauce"""
"Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales? To get their stuff back."
"""dad, what does extravagant mean?"" idk son. why don't you ... [i turn to my wife using $100 bills to light the fireplace] ask your mother"
"I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it."
"404 jokes... I just can't find the humor in them."