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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke"
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"Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we've always suspected."
"I had a short prison sentence. ^that was it."
"What's green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
"Two cats are swimming across a river, who made it across? one's name is ""one two three"" and the others name is ""un deux trois"". who made it across? one two three, because un deux trois cat sank."
"Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice."
"[my original] Why have human fossils never been found in Iran? Because homos in Iran do not exist."
"""I wish some random guy from India would DM me!"" -no girl, ever"
"How is toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise alike? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons."
"What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common? Someone is losing their trailer.."