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Joke of the Day

"[radioshack meeting] employee: sir, overall sales are really low. CEO: when did we start selling overalls, bro?"

"Donald Trump and the /r/jokes mods walk into a bar [Removed]"

"Why do men, on average, die before women? Because they want to."

"How much does it cost to kill a Jew? It holocausts one."

"ants can carry up to 5000 times their body weight?? pfft. watch this- *goes to stomp an ant but it grabs me & slams me thru a picnic table*"

"I just met my 4 day old nephew yesterday, and today he acts like he doesn't even know me. Kids are assholes."

"My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of the guard tower."

"Make someone's day better by not showing up for work"

"Divide and conquer? Ok. *opens calculator app*"

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."