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Joke of the Day
"Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we've always suspected."
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"Stop calling it ""sweater weather"" and call it what it really is, ""I don't have to shave my legs for 6 months weather."""
"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."
"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"
"There was a birthday party at the homeless shelter It also had a poor punch line."
"What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky after getting caught? ""I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election""."
"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."
"A woman once asked me for 9 inches and said to make it hurt So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth."
"McDonald's Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."
"A movie theater near me closed down they didn't meet projections"