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Joke of the Day

"Why does a Jew moan when he has an orgasm? Because it has to come from his own sack (Joke might work better in Dutch, where 'zak' means both sack and pocket)"

"Nobody thinks my march madness bracket will win I just can't see why people would dismiss a team that beat professional organizations last year. I say Golden State all the way."

"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"

"Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus"

"16: My friend is coming to get something while we're gone. Me: Should we leave a key? 16: No, she'll just go thru the doggie door again."

"Why was tigger looking down the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh! www.onebadjoke.com"

"I'd be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer."

"There once was a girl named Roofie... Her blowjobs were really quite toothy. I slipped her a pill, She sucked on my dill, And ended my sexual thrill."

"Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!"

"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."