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Joke of the Day

"There once was a girl named Roofie... Her blowjobs were really quite toothy. I slipped her a pill, She sucked on my dill, And ended my sexual thrill."

"Bath time without my phone: 10 minutes Bath time with my phone: 45 minutes 75 retweets 1 wrinkly baby"

"My dad fought in World War II. I just received an email confirming my order of a maroon cardigan sweater."

"A son asks his old man... ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""Who told you? Was it your father?"""

"What did the deer say to its lover? You are very ""deer"" to me."

"whats the difference between jam and jelly? cant jelly my dick in your ass..."

"The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Manti's girlfriend walk into a bar... Rimshot!"

"What do you call a communist sniper A Marxman"

"Man goes into the store... ...and he's quite startled by what he sees. The clerk has these great bushy eyebrows. Horrified, the man stutters, ""Can eyebrows your inventory?"""

"How to avoid clickbait? clearly, you wouldn't know..."