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Joke of the Day
"You show me a tropical fruit... And I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
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"There's a hotel with no bathrooms Its called the Holdinit Inn"
"What do you call a Nazi who is social and moves freely at a party? Josef Mengeling"
"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put ""u"" at the beginning and ""i"" at the end. i want a divorce karen"
"Study what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Because nobody is hiring in your field."
"Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive."
"My TV thinks it's a kangaroo... It just won't stop channel hopping."
"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews..."
"My local newspaper ran a story on the decrease of cow psychics. It was called ""Steak Medium Rare"""
"*crowd in 1889 screaming because I appeared out of thin air and shot a baby* that was Baby Hitler...everyone calm down that was Baby Hitler"