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Joke of the Day

"*crowd in 1889 screaming because I appeared out of thin air and shot a baby* that was Baby Hitler...everyone calm down that was Baby Hitler"

"""FOILED AGAIN!"" --Leftovers"

"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a six offender."

"Why did the hillbilly cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out the chicken"

"idon't know what to say honsetly :\ ....00100 :D hey evrey body fuck yu !!"

"There's no way I'm the only person who thinks Kristen Stewart is doing the world's best Garfield impression."

"Is it strange how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how strange it is?"

"hmm i think i'll have a small snack *eats an apple, a packet of cookies, a small couch, the whole living room, a saudi arabian family of 4*"

"A facebook friend posted, ""I'm not ashamed of Jesus."" It took every single ounce of my willpower not to reply, ""Uh oh. What did he do now?"""