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Joke of the Day
"My TV thinks it's a kangaroo... It just won't stop channel hopping."
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"I have an inferiority complex But it's a not very good one...:("
"I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady."
"ME: I wish I could just go back to the good old day FRIEND: don't you mean good old days? ME: no, I just had the one"
"Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand."
"What's the difference between acetone and Hitler? One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish."
"I'm going to start making my own baby food... What's the best cut of baby?"
"What is censorship? [removed]"
"Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia? Because the instructions usually say: ""Take after meals."""
"Statistics are like Bikini Atoll Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point."