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Joke of the Day
"What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out? It'll dim sum"
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"What is black and has two broken arms? Muammar Gaddafi's sunglasses"
"Every time I delete a selfie, I imagine the sound of a Gremlin being burned alive by the sunlight."
"My girlfriend told me I should grow a beard. If I wanted hair on my face, I would go down on her."
"What is the best Cabinet post for Donald Trump? Secretary of 'De-Fence"""
"What's six inches and not getting sucked today Whitney Houston's crackpipe"
"Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary? They couldn't afford it."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? You would too if your name was MMMHHHUUHH"
"Call me old fashioned, but I'm dying of smallpox."
"Ice cream sandwich listens intently through the wall of the refrigerator as turkey and mayo whisper, ""He's not a real sandwich."""