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Joke of the Day
"What did the Bacon say to the Tomato? What did Bacon say to Tomato? ""Lettuce get together"""
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"Why was the geologist hungry? He had a large Apatite."
"Why does a one legged man make a terrible therapist? Because he has less understanding."
"My dad's never been proud of me The other day he asked how old I was, I said ""twenty-one"". ""When I was your age I was twenty-two"" he replied."
"Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!"
"Q: Why are crocodiles brown and flat? A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons."
"2 guys are in a public bathroom One is white, and the other is black. The white guy says across the wall, ""This water is cold!"" to which the black guy replies, ""It's deep too!"""
"A blind guy walks into a bar... Then a table, a chair..."
"Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk"
"a car just rolled by blasting the ""Duck Tales"" theme song so now I'm chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend"