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Joke of the Day
"What did the Bacon say to the Tomato? What did Bacon say to Tomato? ""Lettuce get together"""
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"Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets."
"Sorry to text you so late but can your dog come over?"
"Sometimes I think I have ADD, if I try to...... Turtle."
"What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast? Apple Jacks"
"Me: Threesome? Wife: When pigs fly! Do I wish for flying pigs? Pro: Threesome Con: High bacon prices *has idea *starts building catapult"
"My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail."
"Does this extra layer of cream cheese icing make my bundt look big?"
"Date: ""I don't like Taco Bell."" *Pushes her in front of a bus.*"
"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"