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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
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"Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S"
"My neighborhood is so politically correct... ...they consider it a hate crime to misspell vinegar."
"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?"
"Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining."
"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"
"Really the only way to look cool eating a salad is to shoot it into your mouth with a crossbow."
"Idea for dieting: Fridges with mirrors."
"What's the difference between pizzas and vaginas...? ...Crust on a pizza is nice..."
"Knock Knock. [My C#@&] Who's there? Mike. Mike Who?! Mike Och"