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"Me: Threesome? Wife: When pigs fly! Do I wish for flying pigs? Pro: Threesome Con: High bacon prices *has idea *starts building catapult"

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"Q: What kind of letters would you send to capital cities? A: Capital letters."
"[ShowerThought] If George Bush had Affordable Healhcare Act Would it have been called Bushcare?"
"This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues."
"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
"Kanye West."
"What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop? Feces-tious"
"""GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL"" -Soccerates"
"Last night I had a nightmare that Ann Coulter died and came back to haunt me... ...she was a coultergeist"
"A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with t*ts. It doesn't count"
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