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Joke of the Day
"If you read into something enough, it can be offensive. I like puppies"
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"With great power comes great electricity bill."
"[mom unloads groceries] if there's one thing i love, besides my wild little rascals, it's subscribing to twenty different online tv services"
"[police interrogation room] Officer: you've been identified as the runner who.. Me: Let me stop you right there."
"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""
"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You kill her family."
"A slice of ham and a slice of cheese walk into a bar They ask the bartender for 2 beers. ""Sorry we don't serve food here"" replied the bartender."
"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"
"Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants? Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to /u/Diablo182"