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Joke of the Day

"A slice of ham and a slice of cheese walk into a bar They ask the bartender for 2 beers. ""Sorry we don't serve food here"" replied the bartender."

"When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply by 3 and add the number of guys in her phone named Tyler"

"If you find me dead after tweeting & driving, please hit SEND to get that final thought out there"

"Nursing Problems As a Nurse, its my job to have patients - Oh the irony in how the 'patients' have absolutely no patience for me. My job is to save your ass..(colonoscopy etc.) Not Kiss It. :D"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil on my face."

"FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe."

"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? She choked."

"When you have to poop so bad it comes out just as you reach the toilet... That's the shit I don't like."

"Two aquatic mammals just broke up. They wanted to sea otter people."

"true meaning of duck tape duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm"