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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You kill her family."
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"So..I just broke up with Jim. We were just not working out."
"My plan if there is a draft: Put a coat on."
"Why is a room full of married people empty? There isn't a single person in it."
"What's the difference between committing seppuku and impaling yourself with a sword? They're the same thing but committing seppuku comes with a little twist."
"Offering the floral arrangement as a meal to the gluten free, lactose intolerant, allergy ridden vegetarian is apparently not ok."
"Finally figured out the reason why l look so bad in pictures. It's my face."
"My girlfriend has a fire crotch. Or as it's scientifically known, ""Chlamydia""."
"[greeting aliens] Hello, we are the smartest animals on this planet. Every week we give the grass a little haircut"
"Wrong womam or wrong finger? Funny Joke A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."