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Joke of the Day
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"How Long is a Chinamen? Yes he is."
"I feel a burst of superiority when I trick a fly into flying out of my car window."
"I'd like to personally invite Conan to bring his entire show to Nebraska. We can work out details later."
"This post is a broken pencil It is pointless."
"Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the fact that you have shitty taste in music."
"The ironic but 'real' dangers of immunisations Kid immunised for measles. The next day he dies from the shot."
"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"
"Life is like a bowl of soup You only get blown if you're hot"
"Beetlejuice 2 has been announced and is bringing Keaton back but without Winona... They were afraid she'd steal the show. /me drops the mic and walks off stage waving a pop tart"