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Joke of the Day

"Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the fact that you have shitty taste in music."

"How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? with a low ""ha"""

"Was gonna get a brain transplant I changed my mind"

"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""

"I was playing guitar and someone asked if I could play Wonderwall ...I said maybe.."

"Tomatoes grow so fast. Other plants can't even ketchup."

"What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"I tried to cook something from scratch..and ended up summoning a demon."

"What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth? her abortion"