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Joke of the Day
"How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend? With arroz."
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"My money box is empty... No change there."
"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter."
"I think i am allergic to leather. Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache."
"Oh you love your mom's cooking? Name 4 of her dishes."
"This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."
"I wonder if those Gmail password hackers know how much my dog hates having to learn a new name."
"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."
"1. Buy Dick Cheney's memoir. 2. Tie it to a board. 3. Pour water on it. 4. Demand the truth. 5. Fail to get it."
"Trump did great, but... ...imagine how much he would have won by if Clinton hadn't rigged the election."