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Joke of the Day
"Oh you love your mom's cooking? Name 4 of her dishes."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !"
"Will He Win ? by Betty Wont"
"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z. Wait, shit."
"""Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!"" - No one ever"
"What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine"
"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock."
"What are the level differences between nannies? Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale."
"Scientist: our large brains are what allows us to survive so successfully 10,000 Year Old Tree: k"
"Joke from my 4 year old granddaughter... ""Knock Knock""... Me: who's there? Her: Orange Me: Orange Who? Her: Orange glad I didn't say Police!"