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Joke of the Day

"I think i am allergic to leather. Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache."

"2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan"

"IRONMAN 3 SPOILER ALERT: Tony's all ""pffsh whatever I'm Ironman"" then he's all ""JARVIS HELP"" then he's sad but then it's like whaaaaat."

"How's my life? Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with ""let's just say""."

"Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"""My wife is such a racist... she won't let me date black girls."" -Andy Breckman"

"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""

"Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags? It wouldn't fit on their shirt."

"I saw a sign that said ""hiring carpenters"" My brother said ""let's be honest, that should say 'hiring Mexicans.'"""

"Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak? He kept coming out of no where"