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"I like my women how I like my coffee Not breathing ( )"
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"*I throw my hat into the ring* Oh you wanna fight do ya? *I throw my pants into the ring* Pal this is gettin' weird *I throw my skin into th"
"A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time? Poseidon: ""Sea, Senor!"""
"Me: Why don't I have a boyfriend? God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross."
"We should all give Earth a one star rating on TripAdvisor so hostile aliens won't want to come here."
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"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry."
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"I used to be a missing cat Now I'm in a band"
"What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !"