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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and an ass-kisser? A: Depth Perception"

"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."

"Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough."

"At my last physical, my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating, and I asked why. He said, ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical."""

"What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry!"

"What do giants and strippers have in common? They both grind on bones to make their bread."

"Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole."

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Humidity, to Heat"

"Hilary clinton joke Friend:What are you going to the party as Me:Hilary Friend:why Me:Aren't you supposed to be something scary Friend: ;-;"

"Last night my wife said to me, ""What would you do without me?"" Apparently, ""Your sister"" was the wrong answer."