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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and an ass-kisser? A: Depth Perception"

"Screw the nice list, I've got you on my ""nice and naughty list!"

"I miss my ex-girlfriend... I can't seem to hit her."

"So a. Mormon and a Catholic walk into a bar... And there goes your middle class."

"What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant."

"The only reason most men are homophobic is because they are afraid of being hit on in the same manner that they do to women(cat call)"

"Diarrhea is heredity in my family It runs in our genes"

"Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!"

"gay rabbit Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass."