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Joke of the Day
"Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !"
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"What screams, wails, and lights up? A bus-load of babies on fire."
"""I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but..."" People who are found buried in the woods"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... K-Cups."
"Two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill ba dum tsss"
"J. S. Bach's wife found herself in a predicament when her sexy underwear caught fire. Johann was quick to respond to her duress and blew air on the g-string."
"Republicans and elections The republicans wanted to have Jesus run for president. The plan had to be aborted though: he had a hole in his hand."
"Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. Sincerely, The Unicorns"
"My girlfriend calls me Ronda Rousey Because I only last 45 seconds in the ring."
"I want to believe Pistorius...... ... But it's pretty clear his argument doesn't have a leg to stand on"