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Joke of the Day
"It'd be funny if everyone told their kids Steve Buscemi is the tooth fairy."
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"Every ""Seinfeld"" plot would have been solved by a cellphone."
"Therapist: When you look in the mirror, what do you see?Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree"
"Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests."
"A Cheerio just fell out of my bra, and suddenly I realize food gets more action than I do."
"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."
"Warning to ppl who drink & drive, yday while driving, frnd took his arm out to indicate right turn & someone took his beer. Rascals! #txt"
"How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room? He will tell you."
"Last night I found out you can make a lot of people REALLY angry if you dress in a Star Trek costume and also carry a light saber"
"How do you call a corn that is unique? A unicorn."