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Joke of the Day
"A Cheerio just fell out of my bra, and suddenly I realize food gets more action than I do."
Next Joke
"What do you say when you see a rainbow colored seacow O the hue manatee"
"Used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!"
"Why did the veggie band sound horrible live? Because they were missing a beet."
"nothing is more unattractive than insecurity unless that doesnt sound right haha i mean whatever you guys think"
"Fridge and a Gay Guy What's the difference between a fridge and a gay guy? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh... ...and if I put my ear against it I can smell the ocean"
"Hey baby do you shop at Aldi? Cause you'll love Aldi's nuts."
"I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant."
"I bought some expired gummy bears today. They tasted Haribo-l."