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Joke of the Day

"Therapist: When you look in the mirror, what do you see?Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree"

"Why were Porn Stars not affected by the recession? Some jobs always have sticky wages..."

"This was the funniest joke in the world when I was five. why did the chicken cross the road roll in the dirt and cross the road again? because he was a dirty double crosser!"

"I saw my local theatre advertising a night of XXX Roman plays... I thought ""ooo, sounds sexy,"" so I went along, but was disappointed. It turned out to just be thirty plays."

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? A letter from the cable company..."

"""I have no porpoise!"" -existential marine biologist."

"The way to treat women is always in your heart. Beat beat beat."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."

"My Social Studies classes never taught me relevant social topics like ""How to ask a girl out,"" ""How much to pay her,"" or ""Will HIV kill me?"""

"What Did Cinderella Say When She Got To The Ball? Cough, gag, choke, etc..."