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Joke of the Day
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"
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"Me: SORRY I HAVE TO HANG UP I'M HEADING INTO A TUNNEL * hangs up land-line *"
"The Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and be awarded eternal life"" John came fifth and was awarded a toaster"
"I've seen suns that weren't as bright as my cell phone is at 6AM."
"Vaginas are living proof... That beauty truly does lie on the inside."
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."
"What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!"
"What's the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? A Slut sleeps with everyone A Bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."
"My English teacher is living proof that Grammar Nazis still exist. Sorry... Alt-Write."
"What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!"