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Joke of the Day
"How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam? Egypt."
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"Every baby deserves a fair shake."
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"
"Two women want to form a project group... Turns out it was a real misfit."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con"", then what's the opposite of ""progress""? ""Cliche jokes""."
"How does a secret agent have sex? He does it undercover!"
"I'm lucky have a friend like you. I'm just glad he isn't TOO much like you."
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers!"
"If you ever take a bus and you don't stare out the window and pretend you're escaping your abusive mother, you're doing it all wrong."
"Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"