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Joke of the Day
"What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh"
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"I have the head of a German Shepard and the body of a 16 year old boy.... They're both in my car and I want you to see them."
"What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? Parah Salin."
"How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? He found a lump on his testicle."
"How are children like eggs? They both taste better after you beat them."
"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine But Catscan"
"*offers Batman cough drops*"
"I met a dwarf the other day... He was a pretty average guy; a little mean"
"What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space? Illegal Aryans"
"What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops? ""Am I free to ghost?"""