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Joke of the Day
"I'm a British real estate agent I only drink propertea."
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"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."
"Latvian man walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, ""Why so long face?"" Latvian say, ""I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."""
"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"Sieved flour to rule them all A pinch of salt to grind them Cup of milk, then mix them all add an egg to bind them -Lord of the Onion Rings"
"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."
"Need to get up early tomorrow so I've set my neighbor's leaf blower for 6 a.m."
"Last night... ...as I was lying in bed, I looked up at the beautiful night sky, the beautiful moon, and the beautiful stars. Then I wondered: where the fuck is my roof?"
"On this great new diet called ""sleep through breakfast."""