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Joke of the Day

"A good groaner What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle? A dead poodle, split in half."

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"What do you call? What do you call 'nuts on a chest'? chestnuts. What do you call 'nuts on a wall'? walnuts. What do you call 'nuts on a chin'? .... A dick in your mouth."
"If a cat won an Oscar what would he get? An a-cat-emy award."
"The people in Bahrain don't like The Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do"
"Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend. ""Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."" ""What?"""
"""7 minutes in heaven"" but just me locked in the closet with this burrito."
"So my girlfriend came over and wanted breakfast So I offered her my personal salami and if she tried hard enough she could get some dipping sauce as well"
"Why is it called PMS'ing? Mad cow disease was already taken."
"Me: "" Doctor can you die from Constipation"" ? I'm a bit worried how full of Shit some people are !"""
"1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider"
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