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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather went to the doctor The doctor said he has the body of a 21 year old, who smokes, drinks, and does hard drugs."

"I feel so empty after sex... It's OK though. I'm a prostate gland."

"Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint CNN reports that both crews are marooned"

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0k now."

"What's the definition of ""Trust""? Two cannibals giving each other head"

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: This isn't working, I'm going to my mums house. I opened the fridge door and the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?"

"So I found out today that I have Alzheimer's..."

"*does coke* *has unprotected sex* *smokes cigarettes* ""oh haha no I don't drink soda because it's bad for you"""

"My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock knock joke ..."

"What do you call a Chinese millionare? Ching-Ching."