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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of ""Trust""? Two cannibals giving each other head"
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"My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers I should have multiple, smaller cheeseburgers throughout the day"
"Spider van Spider van How do spiders drive a van? 10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go? Get in. Get in the Spider Van."
"What did the midget say in the crowded elevator? You guys are a bunch of assholes."
"What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Henson died? Nothing."
"13 year old girls be like ""I need a man who.. "" Lol the only Man in your life should be Spongebob. Yallah go finish your homework."
"were do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store. Edit: WHERE NOT WERE I'M RETARDED I KNOW :((((("
"NPR recently started a heavy metal band. 'All Things Dismembered'"
"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."
"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."