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Joke of the Day

"Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint CNN reports that both crews are marooned"

"if my mother-in-law was an actress, she'd be the star of The Cunt for Red October."

"When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me."

"What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me"

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass"

"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"

"What did people do every 5 seconds before Facebook and Twitter?"

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg? He was all right."

"How many white Police Officers does it take to beat up one black motorist? None. He fell down some stairs."

"Obama calls Putin Obama: ""Hey! What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?"" Putin: ""Turkey"""