140306
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese millionare? Ching-Ching."
Next Joke
".one-liner here lately i.ve been feeling a void in my life; it.s probably nothing..."
"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"
"What do you call the Loch Ness monster on drugs You're high ness"
"['90s] Did you hear McDonalds just bought the naming rights to that new hockey stadium? They're calling it the Mac-Arena."
"So a chick is talking with a puppy ""My mom is the nicest mom ever and keeps me warm"" the chick says. The puppy frowns and says, ""my mom's a bitch."""
"Raping someone on an elevator... is wrong on so many levels"
"The ending of ""Romeo and Juliet"" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married."
"I want to be an organ donner My priest said to give my heart to Jesus."
"Did you hear about the new Fairy BDSM book? Fifty Shades of Fae."