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Joke of the Day

"'Don't say foreskin instead of four score don't say foreskin instead of four score you GOT this Abe' *AHEM* ""FORESKIN FUCK LEMME START OVER"""

"What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub? A vegetable soup"

"Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!"

"Pedophiles are... .... Fucking immature assholes."

"When I read something can improve digestion... That's shit."

"If I were Obama, I'd totally lead with ""My fellow Americans, the situation looks popeless."" #SOTU"

"What does popcorn and KFC have in common? Greasy, old kernals"

"My friend accidentally shot off his toes. He told me to take him to the hospital,But I can't I'm Lack-toes-intolerant."

"In life, sometimes it's not good to be very specific. For instance, it's okay to say ""I love kids"" but it's frowned upon to say ""I love 12 year olds."""

"What do you call the act of lying about Penis size? A Phallacy"