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Joke of the Day

"'Always the bridesmaid, never the bride' is good advice for any best man."

"Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!"

"I bought myself two eggplants and so far neither has laid a single egg."

"I just sneezed while eating a salad and the button popped off my jeans Which proves my theory: nothing good can ever come from eating salad"

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"

"What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common? Matching uniforms."

"- Knock knock. - Who's there? - It's the pilot! OPEN THE F**ING DOOR!!!"

"How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China? They outsauced it."

"If the name of your song is not a prominent lyric of the song, I respect you, but I don't have time for you."

"Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A: A bite in shining armour."